Saturday, December 18, 2010

Biological Warfare!

Being the lover of baking and food in general, the stomach flu is about the most catastrophic, universally HORRIBLE event that could occur.

Did I mention that I have had it 3 times this past month?  Thank you to my children for passing this wonderful experience on to me.

On the brighter side of things.... I haven't gained any weight this holiday season. 

This is how I feel: only there need to be some coming out the back too... sorry... too much info.

For those of you who didn't know.  I didn't go to Culinary School.  Unless cooking up bacterial and viral concoctions in included.  I have a B.S in Organismal Biology. I love math and science just as much as I love cooking. 

Dear Notoviruses:

Please go away.  Do NOT come back.  I will be killing your.... butts (to put it nicely) with Lysol and I will be having no sympathy.  I will the biggest momma bug killin' bad ma ma jama that you have ever seen.  Be prepared to be disinfected!!! 

Yours truly,

Sheena AKA Momma Chef

PS. If I had an autoclave, I would sterile your butts to kingdom kong. 


  1. I'm really sorry you are sick again. Let's just hope you can beat it before Christmas so you can enjoy the holidays more! Merry Christmas!

  2. Love this post!!... (sorry it had to be at your expense) Hope you and your family stay well. Love the Lysol!



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